Friday, April 30, 2010

Fun Gifts for the Geek and his/her Dog

I recently found this super fun website that sells all things Geek.   More importantly, they even have items for the Dog Lover Geek!   And the prices are so low, these can be paw-some gag gifts for the dog lover geek who has everything.....check 'em out!

iBone Dog ToyiBone Dog Toy  There are lots of things your dog wants. For starters, your dog wants steak. You don't need a fancy Japanese gadget to translate his barks to know that. Srsly. Here are a list of some other things your dog wants: a helmet with horns, sunscreen, health care reform, ice cream, a cure for cancer, a bus ticket, coq au vin, and most importantly, to catch treats at 1,000 frames per second. But what your dog really wants is the iBone. It's bigger than an iPhone and smaller than an iPad, which is the perfect size to be carried around in the jaws of your favorite hound. The squeaker is delightfully squeaky and it has embroidered buttons with the cream of the crop of canine apps from the iBone App Store. Apple fanboys, you know your collection isn't complete without an iBone for your dog.
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Control-a-Dog Remote ControlControl-a-Dog Remote Control  That's right! You want Fido to Sit, Stay, Speak, Drop It? Just point the remote at your dog, press the appropriate button, and hope for the best. It's powered by wishful thinking, so if your brain waves aren't very strong yet, you may have some issues initially. Don't worry, keep mashing the button and hoping and one day your dog will stop peeing in the living room.

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Bowser Dog Beer & Pretzel Snacks  Bowser Dog Beer & Pretzel Snacks Bowser Beer is a fun and healthy treat packaged in beer bottles so you can celebrate responsibly with your dogs. It's made of USDA beef or chicken and lovingly brewed with malt barley (for shiny coats) and glucosamine (for smooth-moving joints). Don't you wish people beer was this healthy? Dogs lap up Bowser Beer either straight from the bottle or as a tasty sauce on boring dry food. So next time you kick back with a few brews, don't forget your dog!
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Humping USB Dog Humping USB Dog  Harley and Duke are naughty doggies. They won't eat out of their food bowls; they track mud all over the place; they are constantly burying our pens; and they have a peculiar naughtiness whenever they spy a free USB port. They...well...they sort of, kind of, um... "go to town," if you will. And they won't stop until you um...separate them from the source of their affections.

Woof!
~Lisa
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