Top 10 Pet Peeves

Friday Fun!

The Top 10 Pet Peeves Dogs Have With Humans...

10. Yelling at me for barking.  (Hello?  I am a dog?)

9.  Taking me for a walk, and then not letting me check stuff out.  (Ummm....exactly whose walk is it anyway?!)

8.  Dog sweaters. (Have you not noticed the fur???)

7.  Taking me to the vet for the "big snip" and then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back.

6.  Any trick that involves balancing food on my nose.....STOP IT!

5.  Any haircut that involves bows or ribbons.  (Now you know why we chew your stuff up when you're not home.)

4.  The sleight of hand, fake-fetch throw.  (You fooled a dog....woooooo hoooooooo! What a proud moment for the top of the food chain.)

3.  Getting upset when I sniff the crotches of your guests.  (Sorry, but I haven't quite maastered that handshake thing yet.)

2.  Blaming your farts on me.  NOT funny.

1.  How you act disgusted when I lick myself.  Look, we both know you're just jealous.

Happy Friday! 

Woof!

~Lisa

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